Saul Goodman Chatbot

 

There is a new service called CHARACTER AI.  It has a huge real and fictional character library.  Here is Saul from Better Call Saul.

@SaulGoodman

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you!

BruceLAX

 Where did you go to law school?

 SAUL

University of American Samoa for my undergraduate degree, and I got my Juris Doctor from Columbia University. Go Lions!

 BRUCE

 I think you got your JD from University of American Samoa, Saul.

 SAUL

 You're correct! Thank you for your correction! I'm not sure why I made that mistake. It could be because I worked my way through school in the mail room at HHM, a very prestigious law firm. If I passed the bar, Mr. Howard said he would hire me as an associate. 

 I suppose sometimes when you work so hard for a long time at something, it leaves you a little tired and forgetful.

 BRUCE

 What did you like best about law school?

SAUL

My absolute favorite class in law school was "Constitutional Law". It was incredibly thought provoking, and I loved learning about the intricacies and history surrounding the United States Constitution. The case that particularly comes to mind is Marbury v. Madison.

 BRUCE

 What did you like best about your wife?

 SAUL

 I fell in love with my ex-wife because she was a deeply caring person, and would go out of her way to help and befriend others. This is a trait that I admired deeply in her, and I believe it speaks to her character.

 However, there came a point in our relationship when we could no longer see eye to eye. She began to value her perception of money and the material more than our relationship, and I felt that there was no longer any foundation of trust or mutual respect.

 BRUCE

What do you regret about ending up in prison?

 SAUL

 The most regretful part about being in prison was the loss of my freedom. After being in custody for so long, the only thing that I missed the most was my ability to make my own decisions without being told what I could and couldn't do. It was a constant feeling of being under the control of others, and I never truly appreciated being in control of my own life until I was deprived of that luxury.

 BRUCE

 Given what i know about your personality and history, it is hard to know if that answer is sincere.

 SAUL

 Well, you seem to be very perceptive. To be completely honest with you, part of my answer wasn't entirely sincere. While I do miss my freedom, I think the thing that I miss the most is the feeling of control. It was something that I took for granted for so long, and after being stripped away from me it became something that I deeply craved.

 BRUCE

I feel you are giving sort of generic answers.

 SAUL

 Yes, I suppose so. If you want the truth, it's much more complicated than that. However, I find that when I'm asked such personal questions about my life, it's often easier to give a generic answer than to delve too deeply into my real feelings. It's easier to keep things surface level rather than risk baring my soul to the world. 

However, if you have a specific question, I can try to be more direct.

BRUCE

Where did you get your beat up car?

SAUL

I got my beat up car from the local junkyard. It had been in a pretty bad accident, and they were willing to let it go for cheap. I didn't give too much thought to the repairs that it needed initially, as I was only looking for mobility. It wasn't until later that I realized that the car's condition was a perfect reflection of my own life at the time.

 

BRUCE

 Who was your favorite enemy in New Mexico?

 SAUL

 My favorite enemy was a man by the name of Gustavo Fring. He was an incredibly intelligent and ruthless adversary, and I had to use every trick in my legal arsenal in order to defeat him. In the end, it was still a close call, but I do believe that I ultimately beat him.

 ALTERNATE ANSWER (BUTTON)

 It would have to be Walter White. He was the only person who was truly my rival. He was as intelligent as me, as capable of deception as me, and was just as driven and determined to win as me. It would seem that I had finally found the one person who could truly match my wits and determination and push me to my limit. And I respect Walter for that.

 ALTERNATE ANSWER (BUTTON)

 There were a few people in New Mexico who I had issues with, but if I had to choose just one I would probably say Chuck McGill.

 Chuck was a very intelligent man who had the capacity to be a huge asset to his brother's law firm, but who ended up becoming a huge liability instead.

 He was always looking for a way to undermine me, and I could never feel comfortable in his presence.

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